This year, I decided I’d join my neighbors in giving candy to the neighborhood children… and their older siblings… and their much older siblings… and their parents? I’m pretty sure I gave candy to a woman with a newborn in a baby carriage. I’m not so sure Halloween candy is good for an infant’s development. That child’s going to be wired for life now and now I’m one to blame. I should have called them both out for not having a costume.
She reminded me of that person who goes to big events where they give away free snacks and ends up taking home a giant box full of everything they can grab. I’ll go ahead and say don’t trick-or-treat if you are over 11 or under 1.
Enjoy the candy while you can, lady. Next year you will be denied.
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