Berry Pie

Would you like something healthy for dessert?

A friend of mine showed me how to make this neat little berry pie about a week ago and it's so simple, I wanna share the instructions with YOU.

Crust: blend ingredients in a food processor - you'll know when its done.

2 cups of raw almonds

1/2 cup of seedless dates

1 teaspoon of honey

Spread this around a pie dish in the shape of pie crust.. duh.

Pie Filling: blend ingredients the same way in the food processor.

3 cups blueberries

1 cup other berries

(I don't think it matters what kind of berries you use as long as you use a bunch of blueberries...)

Put this filling in the pie dish and then place in the refrigerator overnight so it can congeal.  The next day, you can enjoy some delicious berry pie. MMM  (picture is not what your pie will look like)

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It seems like the new thing in comedies is to show full frontal male nudity.

Ex.

1. Walk Hard: the Dewey Cox Story

2. Forgetting Sarah Marshall

3. Zach and Miri Make a Porno

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DVR is close to standard.

When watching my favorite TV shows, I feel like I only see commercials if I like the show so much that I can't wait till later to go back and watch the recording.

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Disney's only good movies are now all with Pixar animation.

Ex.  As you go down the list, "Little Mermaid III" and "Cinderella III" seem to fall far behind "Wall-E" and "Ratatouille." 

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We are never going to see the end of reality TV shows.  The "Real Housewives" is only on it's second city.

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Bands are beginning to give away songs for free.  Most people aren't paying for them anyway.

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We've all done it.  I've just never heard anyone say something about it.  The other day I heard it and it made me laugh so here it is for your enjoyment.

"Don't you hate when you keep bumping into inanimate objects and then apologizing to them?"